Archive for February, 2009

What good is an open mind, really?

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

In response to Putting Country First from The Oregonian:

While correct in noticing the strides the military is making in accommodating immigrants, the editorial board misses the boat entirely on one thing in particular.  The relativistic notion of open-mindedness that the board seems to think comes part and parcel with immigration policy should not be encouraged.  An open-mind can be fine, but not if it is used to accept the failing status quo and loose standards.  As Chesterton wrote, “[m]erely having an open mind is nothing.  The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.”

The feel-good approach with open borders–if the ultimate goal is not to make citizens and patriots out of those who wish to live in America–does not and will not work.  Certainly, the federal approach to immigration at large is not at all solid, rather inhabiting the saccharine taste and airy consistency of cotton candy.  Citizenry and patriotism must be not only the goal, but the mandate, of not just the immigrants in the Armed Forces, but for all those who cross into our great nation.  It is high time our native-born citizens realize this and become better patriots themselves.

Thoughts on the proposed Beer Tax in Oregon

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Please, tax my beer!  It is such a drag, especially on a hot summer’s eve, to be subjected to the cold, crisp bitterness of an American lager upon my lips.  How sagacious it is to stop such a sickening seasonal self-indulgence.  Sipping suds should be stopped, similarly to smoking.  The sin tax for cigarettes is surely a success.  Who among us has really taken notice of tobacco burning lately?

Candy is criminal, too.  An impost should be imminent.  Cola and coffee must also be quashed by compulsory contribution to Congress.

Almonds also–candied and a component of Joy–must have a duty imposed immediately.

Coriander, cumin, and catsup… Oh, the humanity!  Tax it all.  Unnecessary extravagances must be eliminated.

We should value Volsteadism.  It worked so well for us in the past.  With the President predicting the throes of the Thirties once again, why not join in on the nostalgia here in Oregon.

~~~If you think my trite alliteration is annoying now, just wait until they start taxing everything under the sun for no particularly good reason and I begin to practice the alliterative arts a little bit more.~~~