Monetizing the Loony-Birds

There are still scads of unhinged people out there with CoronaFear™.

These people should be mocked. Often.

This is a page specifically designed for me to make a few bucks off the insanity of the poltroons in society.

I’m providing links to products that might be useful to normal folks out there, but were used in a manner unbecoming of their nature because of CoronaFear™ and the like.

O’Leary Power

Far be it for me to come out against “fossil fuels.” I love burning up old dinosaurs just to drive around town.

We’re told menacing lizards such as T-Rex roamed the earth at one point.

40 feet long and a purported 9-plus tons

Isn’t, then, recycling or “reusing” the best use of a T-Rex’s decomposed remains?

You can believe the dino whopper if you wish, but I don’t really buy the dinosaur mythology.

I did, until I had children of my own. Then I started to consider the size and scope of such beasts.

For the sake of argument, though, I’ll stipulate: T-Rex terrorized other poor creatures to grow that big.

So, why can’t I now run my vehicle—a fraction of what the T-Rex is said to have weighed—with the liquified, petrified blood of the King Lizard?

Only seems fair.

Either way, our culture is against burning up old T-Rexes and for running things on solar. It doesn’t always work, but when you can pull it off, solar is a remarkable way to energize.

Last week my gasoline-powered generator was leaking oil. I’m not sure if the oil was the synthetic type or the real McCoy: melted dino. Nonetheless, I didn’t feel comfortable using the generator when my power went down.

As I was searching around for a solution to a possible future crisis, I found a newfangled kind of generator. You can power it by solar if you’re in a pinch.

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